I just had a flashback of a dream. I was walking up to my friend’s house and some little kid was leaving and she whispered bonjour to me. what.

owldee:

sireitisdarkneon:

What is this?! This seems really interesting

Pushing Daisies!

ohmylaniaison:

#i will never get over tony’s body jolt and blink when she says ‘he’s thirteen.’

circusboygrayson:

Remember when someone told me that heck was a swear word and I told them that it was a combination of the words ‘helium’ and ‘duck’?

Yeah. I still stand next to that statement 100%.

writingrants:

That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.

lyraeon:

usedempyrealthunder:

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

That moment when you’re like “omg Lyra needs to see this” and then you scroll up to reblog and it was her all along.

This happens more often than you’d expect.

Infomercials were not something I wanted to be associated with in this life

Rubber cement dildos made in as as seen on TV egg cooker though, I guess I can accept.

Did you know that you needed to listen to Jigglypuff sing the Game of Thrones theme

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

tulililli:

reblogthings:

lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

st4rgazerr:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

sweet Jesus iron man

voice acting vs. final version of the movie

mandy moore voicing rapunzel

chris pine voicing jack frost

jay baruchel voicing hiccup

kelly macdonald voicing merida